Here are 3 of worst ways to get rich quick.
- Sperm Donor: Here’s what you’ve practicing for since middle school and it only takes a couple minutes right, unfortunately it doesn’t pay very well.
- Gambling: The payout is great, but you’ll spend more that you make unless you are really lucky and lets face it ain’t gonna happen.
- Steal from a homeless person: What are they gonna spend that money on, anyways? Booze? There’s gotta be at least $40 in there.
Bonus item: Cut your fingers off and put them in various fast-food items. Next file lawsuits for each missing digit. However, you will have to use your toes to sign the settlement agreements.